Wow! I've been getting a lot of extra attention these days...which is good, 'cuz "The Woman" who works for me has been busier than usual doing other things here at the store...I'm not sure what "orders", "invoices", and "taxes" are, but I'm sure they're not something that a suave and sophisticated business-cat such as myself needs to worry about...they sound like lame excuses to not give me the constant attention and unlimited affection that I deserve!
My customers always give me lots of attention however; I've had people come in from all over just to see me...okay, they shop at my store too, but I know they came in just to see me! In fact, some tourists stopped in the other day, simply because some other tourists were talking about me. And many of my regular customers now call me by name...I've never heard anyone refer to my employee as "The Woman"...I don't even think they know that's her name.
I'm trying not to let my new fame go to my head, but...do you think I should start charging admission? I'm thinking I should at least have an agent, right?? Perhaps my own make-up and wardrobe consultant??? "Make-up!!"
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